Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place"...

By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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Repetition

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 00:00

Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML

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By Anon - 11/12/2014 18:13 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

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Secret garden

By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

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rbubbles 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:56

Quite a funny boyfriend you have there

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:03

Haha has he poked it yet?

Comments

iknowimawesome 13

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:08

Maybe it'll encourage him to check in mote often! Ya never know...

hellogoodbye1996 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:25

Your stupid..."CDO"

Nyolia 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:40

Ah the irony of 62's comment.

fuckmrsoftee 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:05

you are stupid= you're stupid. dont bitch just yet abput someone else being stupid

iknowimawesome 13

Sunday 2 October 2011 19:49

62- Yup, you're smart.

sara_saturday 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:10

does he tag you or add a photo? maybe in the comments you could time his visits.

skinflint 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:27

that would be informative and potentially hilarious. especially if she noted whether he successfully unclogged the pipes.

maskedman 9

Tuesday 2 August 2011 21:36

What if he tags his friends in it?

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:12

I'm very disturbed by this...

macca1234 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:37

Are you kidding? This is comedy gold!

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:33

Lets just say I'm a very private person. Also, what if he checked in with the wrong ******?

azballa 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:08

Well then maybe you should fùck off

sarahsrainbow 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:14

lols that's quite amusing :) he's obviously very creative :)

lidemocr 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:47

Oh yeah a regular Renaissance man

jadee000 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:15

Sexy

sporkman 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:15

"Just checked in the ******, guys! Lol" That would be hilarious if that showed up on my news feed

geekpowerwtf 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:16

Normally I don't understand why you are checking in everywhere but this one... I can understand why, epic!!

GenaALazer 22

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:17

my hero! hæhæ, that is so funny.

dailydreamer 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:18

I laughed so hard I choked!

vencenso 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:47

that's what she said

sexykitty18 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:21

HAHA!!! you poor unfortunate soul, boyfriend FTW

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