Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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By Michelle - 27/12/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By anonymous - 25/03/2016 22:19 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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aliaskis 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:58

At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.

xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:34

So, whats's the big deal?

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Erissa 2

Monday 6 December 2010 22:33

Sex while you're on your period feels great actually, just don't do it when the flow is heavy if you don't want to get blood everywhere

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 6 December 2010 22:36

It doesn't for me. Hurts like a bitch! Doesn't ease my cramps at all... :/

ALEX920 0

Friday 7 January 2011 19:18

erissa is very pretty :)

buggybeauty 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 2:26

most people do so. wow, this site if full of really young people, eh?

Danny_B 4

Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:46

you picked a real winner, OP :P

TheWicked 4

Tuesday 7 December 2010 11:22

******* bunch of prude virgins on here as usual. I've had sex a ton of times when the girl has been on her period and it's NOT A BIG ******* DEAL. ******* ou' it's just some blood.

wafflesgirl24 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 5:02

... D:

easwhitey 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 5:20

I don't see the problem. I had sex with my ex whenever she was on her period, didn't phase me at all. Btw no I'm not edward cullen or a vampire; blood just doesn't affect me like it does other.