Love: Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told...

By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

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You deserved it 3 663

By rainyday - 12/02/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

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You deserved it 6 324

By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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You deserved it 948

By brokenhearted - 19/01/2016 14:59 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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Luckster 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:00

If that's not the definition of a douche, I don't know what is.

perdix 29

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:09

Your manic side deserves better than that jerk, but he was out of you depressive side's league.

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wowyourbeat 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 9:19

ouch. hit me up, ill date ya :P

Mx_Rider 6

Saturday 31 October 2009 11:36

number 64 dudeeeeeee realllly come now its just a comment sentence or 2 would do the trick dont write an essay now ****** fagggggget fyl son ydi for typing so much

voveraite 7

Saturday 31 October 2009 12:55

Hahaaaa, you sound like a character from Idiocracy! Same effing language. OP: I'm sorry to hear, good wishes in this department. Also, "Why do you love me?" is a pretty stupid question, IMHO. Love has a large irrational component. Sure, you can be infatuated with someone who is good looking, charming whatever, but love is complex. I'd never ask this from anyone.

Good_old_Grim 8

Saturday 31 October 2009 13:04

Bipolar is nothing, but an excuse to be a bitch. Be grateful for the time he wasted on you.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 4 April 2016 22:15

Please tell me you're not actually serious.

cheque_please 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 13:33

^whatever. what he did to you was harsh, rude and disrespectful. He obviously asnt the one if he is going to treat you like that

the_holy_one 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 14:25

holy crap, isn't bipolar disorder when you've got two personalities? Like Gollum in Lord of The Rings

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 31 October 2009 16:06

Not at all... Bipolar Disorder is a fluctuation of manic and depressive cycles. One minute you're really happy and excited, and the next you're really sad and depressed. Could be more to it, but I'm not a psychologist/psychiatrist.

mizu22 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 14:28

bipolar disorder is where you have manic cycles and depressive cycles. nothing to do with split personalities....

pensfanga 1

Saturday 31 October 2009 14:31

better that he figured out now he can't handle it than after 10 years of marriage and a couple kids eh?

StephWinchester 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 15:04

split personality is simply called split personality disorder. It annoys me when people think bipolar and schizophrenia also have split personality in their symptoms. THEY DON'T!!