Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend bought me Cards Against Humanity because...

By ellieinc - 08/08/2016 03:39 - United States - Stacy

Today, my boyfriend bought me Cards Against Humanity because he thinks it would give me some motivation to make friends since I only have one and need three to play. Sad thing is, he's right. FML

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By Taylor - 02/07/2019 20:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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By blah - 15/02/2009 23:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

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By Cheap - 27/12/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

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Obsessed and possessed

By ugh just make it stop - 01/07/2023 18:00

Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML

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By astraboy - 21/05/2009 09:11 - Australia

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML

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Choose wisely

By limegreenpoopie - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Valrico

Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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Monday 8 August 2016 15:23

I see no problem with having one friend. I'd rather have one real friend than 100 fake friends.

aGMAELSTR0M 10

Monday 8 August 2016 15:18

If there's one game that can bring people together, it would be CAH. Plus, it's the thought that counts, right?

Comments

Demon_of_Light 27

Monday 8 August 2016 19:01

There's nothing wrong with this. When it comes to friends, always choose quality over quantity.

Dark_Cecilia 20

Monday 8 August 2016 19:21

Why dont you have him join in? :P

iT_Cereal 25

Monday 8 August 2016 19:41

Fvck Friends

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 8 August 2016 20:49

That's a different game with different rules. :D

faeryofshalott 25

Monday 8 August 2016 23:48

You don't need to make a new friend. Play with Rando (they included the rules for Rando with CaH).

mystifiedshadows 14

Tuesday 9 August 2016 2:46

I've had the same one friend for the past 10 years. Nothing wrong with having only one. I'd rather have one friend that I know instead of several that I don't.

jds14 20

Tuesday 9 August 2016 3:25

Your one friend , your boyfriend , and yourself ? Unless your boyfriends your only friend...

jbivens1992 17

Tuesday 9 August 2016 8:48

Well the good news is that CAH is possibly one of the greatest games ever created and has the awesome side effect of being a real icebreaker as well as causing some laughs! Ive made many a friend playing this game!