Love: Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms...

By chubbyg - 20/09/2014 12:23 - Australia - Clarinda

Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 00:02

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Rednbumpy - 18/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML

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By pixiebubz - 06/10/2011 03:59 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

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By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:36

That's rude. Ask him when he's gonna shave off that rude personality

Klima_fml 29

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:34

Kind of an odd question to be asked.

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Mauskau 35

Sunday 21 September 2014 13:22

I shave my arms, perhaps the bf thought OP shaved hers in the summer or thought all girls did in the summer? But I agree, it is a very weird thing to ask.

WeskerxChris 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 18:36

What's wrong with having smooth arms? xD

thewife5 19

Sunday 21 September 2014 21:53

Most Aussies don't shave.. When my sister n law comes out she says she's on vacation and not shaving a dam thing..lol. To each her own I guess

oJoy 11

Monday 22 September 2014 10:05

ouch

bortego10 7

Monday 22 September 2014 11:12

do not reproduce with him.

johnmurphy123 9

Wednesday 24 September 2014 5:15

When will you??

BMTHsuperfan 18

Thursday 25 September 2014 6:15

is your boyfriend nash grier?

Lexipants 21

Friday 26 September 2014 17:24

Who the hell shaves their arms?!

bbrandea 6

Sunday 5 October 2014 16:10

I bet he has a charming smile.

shannon0721 8

Sunday 28 February 2016 19:43

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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