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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By UnicornPancake - 25/04/2018 15:00

Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML

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By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 14:31 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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Emmamazing 26

Friday 12 June 2015 0:20

since he wants you to be a hooker, start charging for sex. No, don't take my advice that's very bad advice

Roythetickler 21

Friday 12 June 2015 0:20

Did you point out to him that she was a ****?

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jojohay811 3

Friday 12 June 2015 16:38

Do the same thing to him?

Lopmon 7

Friday 12 June 2015 20:21

He shouldn't be pointing to another girl and saying that in the first place.. You deserve better than that

Gennocent 17

Wednesday 17 June 2015 12:18

Next time you guys watch **** together say " I wish your **** was that big"

Hop6e 22

Saturday 20 June 2015 21:15

And then you slapped him right? I mean it wasn't in your fml but I'm guessing that's what happened next? I would have slapped my boyfriend for that. If he's not ok with how I dress why the hell is he dating me? I am me for a reason and sure as hell am not a hooker.

ZaHo_fml 12

Monday 27 July 2015 3:41

Dump his ass

RedBOT 6

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:52

Maybe he was kidding...? He probably wasn't though, just a jerk.

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