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By AntiAxe / Monday 29 November 2010 06:23 /
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  mintcar  |  13

Oral sex, cigars, and rumors are normal conversations around the office water cooler. Anyways, if you didn't do it, then you didn't do it. There's nothing you can do at this point other than wait until the rumor dies out.

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  0opsie  |  16

That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm guessing from the username on this fml that the shampoo was Axe. Don't a lot of guys use Axe anyway?

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  15

Most offices I've worked in are not well ventilated. I wish people weren't allowed to wear scents because a little goes a long way. If the chap soaks himself (people with poor hygiene seem prone to do this) and OP used the same wash and shampoo, it's probably very noticeable.

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  timma90  |  15

Isn't human biology awesome? Sometimes it's just not people with poor hygiene, some people just have a sweating problem due to glandular problems or skin conditions. *shrug*

By  Sparx1_1  |  38

How and why would you get close enough to this guy to even know what he smells like? For that matter how and why would the rest of the staff be sniffing you or him to figure out that you two have used the same shampoo and soap?

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  KittyMack  |  38

Perfect turn of phrase! That's how I feel about Axe (or the rest of those cheap body sprays): "raped with stench"! LOL! I actually find the worst culprits are not grimey guys covering up BO, but those stupid metrosexuals (or as I call them, "himbos")... they use overly scented wash, overly scented shampoo, overly scented pit stick, and overly scented hair gel, then hose on the body spray...and they have air fresheners in their cars & gym bags too... compulsive! I think one day we'll discover that these cheap chemicals are causing cancer or something. We should've just stayed with plant-based perfumes & potpourris. (Heaven forbid anyone should ever catch a whiff of plain old fresh air!) Oh- almost forgot- HILARIOUS story! Totally epic!

By  ImaginaryFoe  |  18

Who gives a shit about rumours? Ignore them and they will eventually die down. Keep a mini-bag in your bf's place or in your car for sudden sleepovers. Axe is tolerable on some men and just horrible on women.

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