By idonthaveauserna - 09/10/2014 16:48 - United Kingdom - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML
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OP here- It's a long distance relationship, he told me over Skype. I can confirm that he HAS had a (long) shower now.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Good thing it not only covers, but eliminates odours.

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laalaleslie 13

I'm less concerned about the smell, than the layer of dirt that's likely accumulated on his skin.

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EmpireCityRay 13

It's all good, for Xmas she can buy him a huge loofah sponge, lmao

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hannahgreely 14

he has probably been too occupied with thoughts of you awww

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mangoboy1 19

why are there so many profiles on here with blue lines showing that it's male but the pics are girls?

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countryb_cth 38

@62 that just means they didn't put their gender on the profile, and I guess the FML team just use male as the default.

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EmpireCityRay 13

OP's fml post alone shows the level of intelligence she has and lacks. Did you honestly expect her to monitor her boyfriend's length in the bathroom?! lol

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bearstyle22 11

Hopefully it's the one that gets 99% bacteria.

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Mii99 16

He should be on those Febreeze commercials

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rekkas 16

I mean, if he was able to get away with that then I guess febreeze is good stuff!

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diving_fml 30

you should have known about three days in, not a month!!

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