Work: Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military... - FML

By Jaeda - 12/03/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

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Jaeda 0

Friday 13 March 2009 6:00

I'm twenty years old, and my boss never leaves me enough work, but I'm expected to stay a full day so that I can answer the phones during all business hours. Sometimes my days are very slow, so I have to entertain myself. Don't hate on me and my goofiness because you're square. :) I forgot about the mustache because it was small and had been there for a good 3 hours when he showed up. And yes.. I had met him before and I will see him again. We're going to be doing some building for the nearby base. I work for a construction company.

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HANGtheFREAK 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 23:32

Well, if he talked to you for an hour with a paper mustache on, think how far you'd get without it! ;D

Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 23:24

Well at least it covered your real mustache.

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TrueRaiderFan22 0

Friday 21 May 2010 4:03

marines kickass so all you airforce nerds just let us do the job right

ilovyouInFLORIDA 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 6:48

this is my number 1 favorite! i so would have done that!

Link_Asriel 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 10:20

More like 4 years to spare and i think the word they are looking for is cocky, wouldn't you agree?

coolbreezelain 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 18:45

I loved this one!! hahahaha

xNephilim 18

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:20

This just screams MLIA for me. "Today, I was scheduled for a meeting. Turns out the person I was supposed to talk to was this woman with a paper mustache on her face. MADE. MY. DAY. MLIA"

CelticCutie 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:18

Lmao! Thats hilarious!

melaniekay87 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 11:33

Liar. You'd have felt that while talking.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:45

Wow wtf? Grow up you piece of garbage...

RuffianLivesOn 8

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:16

That's hilarious :)

i_love_my_man 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 14:33

I love my Marine boyfriend. he's such a hunk

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