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By anon - 17/04/2016 03:11 - United States
Today, my best friend (who is homosexual) wrote a poem giving a vivid description of his preferences in sexual intercourse. It was discovered in my pocket by my step father after my pants had been washed. I now live in a constant state of explaining that I am in fact a heterosexual FML