Today, my aunt called me a "know-it-all" because I was giving...

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 07:04

Today, my aunt called me a "know-it-all" because I was giving my cousin (her daughter) college advice. I acted like I didn’t hear her, but I did and it hurt my feelings. FML

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