By marie0908 - 17/12/2014 05:29 - France - Siros

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Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. FML
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EvilTurtle 35

I'm more concerned with where he heard or saw the word.

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PSYqualiac 17

You should have said the truth: it is a toy that is meant for adults for when they are by themselves and children aren't meant to have them. Lying even slightly makes it a You Deserve It.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

Not always for when they're by themselves... I do agree though OP should have just said something along the lines of "it's something that adults use where did you hear that?"

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DinoRawr707 5

someday your son will be on this app telling this story

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princesscorkey 16

Serves you right for lying to your kid. "It's a toy that only grown-ups can use." It's that simple.

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sylverdrag_fml 9

Get him a set of toys which you can play a game with. "Oups, didn't hear right." Gives you an opportunity for a do over.

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Kerix_FML 10

U should be worried where he is learning those things

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DanielleD93 16

You could of just said a toy for adults

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protoskore 27

get one that buzzes loudly. kids love that.

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QueenOfSuppness 25

Shudda Pulled out the "when your older move"

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DenBriZel 31

Your fault... You should've just told him it's something for just mommy and daddy. It's not like he'd ask you to demonstrate.

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Nicholas12 15

Should've told him that it was "something for mommy".

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