Today, marks the fourth day that my boyfriend went to get me...

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By "tori210" - 06/07/2017 04:07

Today, marks the fourth day that my boyfriend went to get me some soup and never return... FML.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 10 July 2017 8:51

Has anyone else seen him? If not, file a missing persons report.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 18 July 2017 13:49

OP, somehow I doubt that you'll be getting soup anytime soon....

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GhostFox 33

Monday 10 July 2017 8:51

Has anyone else seen him? If not, file a missing persons report.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 18 July 2017 13:49

OP, somehow I doubt that you'll be getting soup anytime soon....

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