By Anonymous - 29/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Normal

Today, it's the 6th day in a row my roommate has not left our dorm room. I miss jacking off. FML
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Konarika 11

There's no bathroom or anything? Even if you can't have any privacy, not masturbating for a few weeks won't kill you

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CSXIV 19

To quote a friend of mine when I was in college: "It's ******* hard to ********** in the dorms!"

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justicehendrix 9

6 days in a row? do y'all not have class?

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raihothunder15 3

It's quite simple. You jack off when your roommate is fast asleep with lights out. I would do same thing. As for RA, you just assume the worst. Sorry man. But I would expect the worst case. It's how I succeed at doing anything in university campus that is against the policy.

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campdude90 15

Just tell him...dude, can you go out for a while? Either tell him you have a girl coming over or tell him you need to jack off lol I paid my bestie to take my roommate out once, (who he liked) so I could hookup with my girlfriend.

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Scáthach_1699204304 5

Seek help.

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