Today, like every other day, I was disappointed to wake up. I...

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By jay1998 - 12/02/2022 06:53

Today, like every other day, I was disappointed to wake up. I have nothing to look forward to in this life. No friends no social network. Just loneliness. FML

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emmalou 19

Friday 19 August 2022 7:39

sounds like you need to try something new, create a morning routine start small

Aurora25 29

Monday 14 February 2022 2:03

Change it then

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Aurora25 29

Monday 14 February 2022 2:03

Change it then

emmalou 19

Friday 19 August 2022 7:39

sounds like you need to try something new, create a morning routine start small

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