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I'm with #61. Why on God's earth did she answer? Anyway, you shoulda stormed in, found a place with carpet, and smashed the cake on that. Leave her with a chore. Cake to the face is too easy to clean off, and cake on the body. . . I'm not even going there with 2 almost naked people.
YDI for lying to her about being out of town on business. So, while the dude was in his boxers, did you check out his package? Would he have been and upgrade from you or just a drop-in substitution? HAHAHAHAHA!
I wanna kno wat u did. Sorry man, that sux ass.
WTF #75
ouch i'm so sorry. :((((
WTF would u tell your going out of town on her birthday anyways? That's just dumb. You couldn't come up with a better idea to surprise her? She prob thought something else because you're not gonna a be there for her birthday. But still u don't deserve that; she's obviously a frivolous girl if she can open the door in her chonies.
Did you have a threesome?
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I'm guessing you were too
damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch