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By Anonymous - 31/03/2015 03:52 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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By breyn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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By sheisselluv - 11/05/2014 20:30 - Germany - Gera

Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML

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By -- - 04/09/2011 16:42 - Canada

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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By alex - 16/02/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 31 March 2015 15:30

Going to the dentist is terrifying. Next time hand him a couple of stickers, a lollipop, and a diaper.

natashamilan 13

Tuesday 31 March 2015 15:30

Poor guy, that sounds terribly embarrassing!

Comments

lolnothanks 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:53

Whats up with all these badly spelled and incoherent FMLs??? Who is moderating these...?

SteamyPenguin 46

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:30

Look at the date.

AnonymousUser90 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:15

I truly hope its FML replacing the "e" in all the words. And if it is i don't find it amusing just frustrating.

kerrycakes 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:21

how did this fml get published with all the spelling mistakes? it makes the read unenjoyable

SteamyPenguin 46

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:27

Look at the date.

amarie2009 22

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:33

Probeer Google translate eens, wat je daar nu hebt staan slaat helemaal nergens op.

Steffi3 40

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:37

That would be FML's April Fools prank

dark_angel4121 12

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:48

You need to learn how to spell.

horriblejoke 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:55

You just mada ma day

breezyblue33 19

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:28

The dentist's office can be a terrifying place if you had a bad experience as a child...It sucks if you have to clean up his mess, but I can imagine that the other guy probably felt extremely humiliated, too. On a side note, IDK if this is some April Fool's prank by FML, but all the typos are irking me. O_o