Kids: Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

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By Muon66 - 11/06/2021 03:59

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By unloved - 01/10/2009 14:25 - United States

Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML

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By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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Mr Whiskers takes priority

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 16:58

Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML

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Bathtime

By BadCatOwner - 25/06/2023 10:00

Today, my 11 year-old daughter claimed I'm a terrible cat parent. Why? Because in the 4 months that we've had the cat, I haven't given him a bath. Our strictly indoor kitten lives in attack mode, and would paint the walls with my blood if I attempted it. FML

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You are the chosen one

By Me. - 16/12/2022 03:00

Today, a cat appeared in my basement. I have cats, but not an orange one. I don't know where he came in from. I can hardly afford the two cats and dogs I already have, so keeping him is not an option, not to mention he could have a disease. But it's winter, and I feel like crap for having to kick him out. FML

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jaeyuuji 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:09

I guess she hates oranges too.

gozar_fml 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:10

Orange cats are the best!

Comments

numnut 3

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:39

SIGH... Why rip someone off because of the way they were born???? It's insensitive, ignorant and plain stupid. oh yes and karma is a bitch... enjoy your ginger kids coming home crying.....

NekoToTheEko 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:41

I Blame The Schools

Acousticpixie14 6

Thursday 20 January 2011 23:23

Of course. It's never the parent's fault.

at1325 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:48

who exposed the child, who by the sounds of it is very young, to south park and such discrimination? and who was the parent who did not talk to the child and explain that it was a joke and not to be taken so seriously, and that such judgments of creatures because of their color is not right? ydi

JayBear14 11

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:02

your daughter is an ungrateful bitch, keep the cat.

kayPandastyle 15

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:03

Hahah damn ither she's been watching south park or children of the corn lol

Hidan_fml 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:03

I have a Ginger dog. :D

ahriel 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:20

someone watches too much south park.... LOL

sammie3312 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:26

I'm a Ginger lol I love when people say we have no souls they have been watching to much south park

TheReaper6282 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:38

Here's a thought for the OP. Monitor what your child watches on tv. I love South Park, but my young child wouldn't be watching it. You are the parent. Act like one. TV is not a babysitter/role model/teacher etc...