Animals: Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said...

By unbirthday - 18/07/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16. Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month. FML

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By ad4 - 31/01/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML

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By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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By birthday girl - 27/10/2012 00:14 - Australia

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

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By googly191 - 19/12/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 21:46 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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By Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Samantha - 31/05/2009 12:44 - Singapore

Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 18:54 - United States

Today, my boss threw a party for everyone in the office who has a birthday in September. Everyone got a cake with their names on it except me. My birthday is today. FML

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broomhildo 19

Monday 18 July 2011 23:43

At least they got it half right?

mcintosh123 15

Monday 18 July 2011 23:46

Happy Birthday then (: Bella oops I mean Sarah

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Chamuko89_fml 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:35

Lmfao

NYkid2K8 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:40

Happy Birthday!

Loka4Ever 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:43

At least they remembered that its someones birthday

TheRealSIDeal 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:49

they probably switched the dates.... but then again your their kid; they "should" know when your b-day is. anyway happy birthday.

omarzrgz 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:53

you should had said, " thanks, where the **** is my new car?"

EmilyFelton98 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:50

OMG That Would Be FRICKEN Hilarious

hotrod14 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:56

it's situations like these where I just **** in the milk and let them drink it all.

jordann_27 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:03

happy birthday Sarah :)

Bekll 31

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:04

Ugh, a dog named Bella. It's so overused with humans that now pets get the name.

musicalmaggs 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:05

happy birthday - hope your rents realize how dumb they are for doing that.

hehehahAho 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:06

Happy b day, Bella!!!

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Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML

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Today, the guy who has harassed me every day for a month straight proposed, with an actual diamond ring which he’d burned the receipt for. I said no, of course. Later, I found out that he’d attempted suicide. Twice. FML

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Today, I prepared to do my early morning yoga, lowered myself on to the mat then felt a wet patch on my stomach. Turns out my roommate's cat had taken a piss on my orange mat and I'd been too tired to notice. FML

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