Today, it's my birthday and I'm spending it right now at my nephew's... - FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2021 20:07

Today, it's my birthday and I'm spending it right now at my nephew's funeral. He was killed at age 6 by a drunk driver while crossing the street with his mom. I'm so broken, I don't even feel like celebrating any more birthdays of mine. FML

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Billie-Jo 9

Wednesday 28 April 2021 21:14

The person who said that, you deserve is can go **** themselves. I can't image what you're family is going through, I will be sending loving and healing enegry towards your way.

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Billie-Jo 9

Wednesday 28 April 2021 21:14

The person who said that, you deserve is can go **** themselves. I can't image what you're family is going through, I will be sending loving and healing enegry towards your way.

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