By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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tygerarmy 35

Maybe he's gonna make you a ring out of sparkle glue.

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itsme82 18

Maybe he wants to sparkle in the sunlight like Edward Cullen bahahahahaha

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Steve95401 49

At least he didn't go to Jared from Subway.

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townailz 16

Maybe it's a fake gift to throw you off guard for the real thing

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djTrikhster 4

maybe he's just getting u ready for the real proposal. if uve been together 5 years its only a matter of time.

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qilinnaamossh 11

at least you got something 7 anniversaries and all I got was a teddy a roses once

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achoo123 13

Jared from subway was arrested recently for child pornography.

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nattnatt73 31

I feel you. For my five year my boyfriend called after he got off work and told me to get dressed up and looking pretty and to meet him in town, it wasn't to go out but so I would look good in front of his friends that he was drinking with. Of course he didn't mention that until after I got there :(

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