Kids: Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school,...

By limping - 24/01/2014 23:10 - Canada

Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego in my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. 5ML

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By Yasha cohen - 30/11/2020 11:01

Today, right after preparing a gourmet plate of dry-aged steak with freshly cooked mashed potatoes, I stepped on my son's Lego and dropped my plate. I stood there for 5 minutes, crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML

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Ouch

By Annalise - 16/12/2022 19:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML

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Slippery slope

By bailey1389 - 26/08/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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Kids love that sort of repetition

By Vicky Cain - 15/06/2021 21:01 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my child thinks it's hilarious to continuously pour his entire Lego collection all over the floor. When I tidy it away, he does it all over again. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By scotsgal - 05/01/2014 05:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:23

That kid is brutal! Definitely deserves an old fashioned spanking for that

tdap88 7

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:24

I think you may need to read that again

Comments

zomgbies 17

Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:01

You raised the little bastard, try disciplining him sometime! YDI

abylaunch 10

Wednesday 29 January 2014 6:15

What an evil genius!

Wowlookatthat 15

Thursday 30 January 2014 12:58

No one should have to suffer that pain. Sorry OP for your little devill~

ds4217 1

Friday 31 January 2014 23:06

This is a simple solution. I would throwout the Legos (or give them to goodwill). If you can behave in my house with your toys then one of them has to go and I love you, so goodbye legos!

DocDrose 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:58

you need to discipline that kid

genericfmluser 17

Wednesday 30 April 2014 16:56

Please tell me you tanned that child's behind.

DeathBunny8 9

Monday 26 May 2014 9:04

I'm questioning how you stepped on more than one... After the first one you could have just picked them up or swept them out of the way.. Or had the child do so.