Love: Today, in my second grade class one of my students walked up...

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 15:51 - United States

Today, in my second grade class one of my students walked up to me with a picture and said, "you look lonely so I drew you a husband because I know you don't have one." The worst part is she was right... I'm so alone. FML

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