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By AF - 10/05/2016 13:58 - United States - Atlanta
Today, I work for the military. I stayed over an hour late escorting a contractor. After, he felt bad and gave me a piece of candy. It was nicotine gum. I just stopped smoking. I'm also allergic to something in the gum, and got in trouble for missing an appointment. The struggle is real. FML