Animals: Today, I woke up to the sun in my window, birds chirping, and...

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By gross - 05/07/2016 13:55 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sun in my window, birds chirping, and my cat throwing up on my feet.

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C8H18 33

Wednesday 6 July 2016 2:28

Sometimes cats just beg to be your outdoor pet.

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 6 July 2016 10:07

Regurgitation is just another way your feline shows you that they care.

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C8H18 33

Wednesday 6 July 2016 2:28

Sometimes cats just beg to be your outdoor pet.

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 6 July 2016 10:07

Regurgitation is just another way your feline shows you that they care.

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