Kids: Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter... - FML

By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML

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umerin 32

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:27

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Higamalia 19

Saturday 5 July 2014 16:40

Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

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Saturday 5 July 2014 17:05

No, it's a dinosaur.

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WillN210 7

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:22

You shoulda seen the other guy

umerin 32

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:27

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

howtobestupid 16

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:46

Get a sweet tattoo over it

lina21 12

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:49

Sorry OP, that's gotta hurt too I imagine. Where was her mother.....or were you supposed to be babysitting?

Bloink 25

Sunday 6 July 2014 7:02

id rather have that than an ugly scar

berkeleyjake 13

Sunday 6 July 2014 8:10

too bad there isn't a "actually... that's kind of cool" button

3moPopSickle 6

Sunday 6 July 2014 16:33

How all serial killers start off...

mld4657 28

Sunday 6 July 2014 16:38

is it just me or does anyone else have "I'm a gummy bear" song going thru their head

ViviMage 38

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:03

And what will your sibling do to compensate you?

Witchylady 17

Monday 7 July 2014 1:19

Your niece is a little psycho

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