Money: Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming...

By Ecce - 10/07/2010 12:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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By -_- - 30/08/2013 20:31 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2022 06:00

Today, not only did my ex-wife take everything in our divorce, my most recent lottery ticket was off by only one number, I would have won millions and she wouldn’t have been entitled to a penny. Oh well, back to sleeping in my caravan, which is all I have left. FML

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By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML

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By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML

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By Sudokori - 29/08/2017 20:00

Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML

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By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident to win every time. FML

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Saturday 10 July 2010 19:30

Well, if I've learned anything from MacGyver, £15, a blanket, and some duct tape, will make a pretty sweet hammock...

chocolatedrop 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:26

how much is that n dollars?

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missmurderx 8

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:30

how am I supposed to know, ten?! I thought it was a pretty good guess. here, we have dollars and I'm fine with that. :P

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:32

£=GBP €=Euro $=Dollar The dollar is the weakest of them all. :P

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:33

you fail at spelling fail

rends 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:33

well look at it this way. 15.80 pounds is about 18 American dollars. in a country in Africa can sell a bed for about 1000 of their curency. that is about 5 dollars. so move to Africa , buy the bed and come back (:

Itzy02 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:36

I agree lol. :))

CvBobo 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:39

Haha so much for a new bed lolx

SqueakyBootz 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:44

LOL I pictured a little boy yelling Mommy! Mommy! I found a dollar under my pillow!

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:44

you guys have cheap ass lotteries over there.

angreen21 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:45

I don't know how much that is in my currency, but that's funny. Your boyfriend sounds smart ;)

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:47

oh & OP you need to be more grateful cause he said he'd buy you one, he was excited about being able to get you a ticket...

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