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By GreenMachine - 08/05/2016 03:02 - United States - San Francisco
Today I woke up to find that my otherwise perfect, never does anything wrong, completely trained and wonderful dog, pooped on my bed. I stretched out, ready to greet the day, and thought, what is this cold, slimy, solid mass that my toes are digging into? Fml