By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 327 207
You deserved it 33 798

Same thing different taste

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You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

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SirreAibohRose 0

YDI for looking like a rapist, OP. And if you saw it on the T.V. right as you turned it on, it's a sign.

holy **** u r 1 unlucky ass mutha facka

just go hide in the basement man theyll never find u down there

allen20 0
SapphireSympathy 7

xD lmao. fyl. maybe u have too much to drink at night and forget everything. i suggest videotaping all of ur nights.... and then posting them on youtube. haha ;)

it is u..cause ur a fat slob and cant get ne thats y u rape girls and u dont leave ur house ne ways only to go find a girl to rape u piece of shit

buy a fake mustache, sunglasses and a long jacket....wait thats a little suspicious. you better stay home :)

EvilCupcake8361 9