Intimacy: Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 11:23 - Sweden

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

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By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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By urgg - 05/09/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

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No no fap season

By WhatTheactual - 15/10/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML

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By L - 16/10/2012 22:59 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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Totally? Really?

By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 10:03 - United States

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2019 20:00

Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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Saturday 4 December 2010 19:22

Maybe you're not as straight as you think.

JessieMongoose 11

Saturday 4 December 2010 19:20

LMAO.

Comments

killatrev 4

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:17

hahah ur a gay ****

vashthestampede 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:25

you sure you're straight?

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:26

Kinky. Make sure he uses his teeth

Mortanious 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:32

Did you give home your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle?

Mortanious 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 12:01

him*

ckjacques53198 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:40

are you straight?

Gideon2F 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:41

I agree. ever had such dream?

DearCricket 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:42

It's okay, I had a dream about being topless with a bunch of friends and I'm a female. It happens. Haha.

I_like_chicken 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:47

I'm pretty sure, though I haven't seen it, in the movies dreams come true. LITERALLY, not like cheesy 'believe in yourself' like literally everything you dream of, happens.