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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By Sariitaa_fml - 18/11/2017 19:00

Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML

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Friday 21 October 2011 12:00

Better than rope, duct tape and lube.

rothus66 7

Friday 21 October 2011 12:03

Try condoms, whip cream, chocolate, duct tape, and a pineapple that got me some weird looks and was the last time I shopped for my friends.

Comments

Monkeysmommy1 0

Friday 21 October 2011 16:31

Hey, what you do in your own free time is none of his business! Lol you sound like a great bf though, my husband won't carry the tampons.

waitnobodycares 6

Friday 21 October 2011 16:46

you, sir, are a real man. i applaud you.

elephantom12 9

Friday 21 October 2011 17:35

Damn for a second I thought the manager actually shot you, then I read the rest of the Fml.

SnailJamsss 6

Friday 21 October 2011 17:43

What a sweet boyfriend.

jingersnap721 0

Friday 21 October 2011 17:43

Awh good boyfriend for not being to manly to hold tampons

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:05

#73 if you ever figure it out, let me know and we'll both be wiser.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 21 October 2011 17:50

It takes an awesome boyfriend to hold his girlfriend's tampons for her and be okay with it.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 22 October 2011 3:17

Yeah, no big deal.

BrownEyes97 1

Friday 21 October 2011 17:59

At least you're man enough to hold them for her, my dad wouldn't even take me to the store to get tampons that other day because he gets embarrassed about it.

modernbenoni 8

Friday 21 October 2011 18:38

Sorry to ruin your fun everybody, but people who work at shops never pay any attention at all to what you're buying. They see hundreds of customers a day, you'd be lucky if they would be able to pick you out of a lineup literally a minute after serving you.