Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle...

By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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Odd one out

By Anonymous - 08/01/2021 11:01

Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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zach2519 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:12

Pics? I mean of your mom.

rickybobby_500 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:05

i bet your beautiful

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malyssa55 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:14

Umm just sayingg, everyone in my grade shops at American Eagle, and we're freshman. Wow, that really sucks. You'll probably look like her when you're older.

theoldGP 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:15

#30 it is definitely not designer. do you see high-end fashion models wearing their clothes? you wouldn't know designer clothing if it hit you in the face. i don't care that you rather buy cheap clothing...

ZING_MASTER 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:16

GILMORE GIRLS ZING!

Ohheyy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:17

OMG sounds like my life! So not fair. i feel ya

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:20

#32 - I don't pay attention to fashion models, if you showed me one, I'd have no clue who they were. I just assumed they were designer seeing as they're always mixed in with Hollister and that other mall store when talking about clothes. And cheap clothing > cheaply made expensive clothing. And ZingMaster, you're annoying, you know?