By hotmommy - 20/12/2010 00:23

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Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML
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unidentified_sta 5

Well... It beats the present being for your daughter at least. Santa has got a nice treat for you stowed away in his sack.

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red1fox1demon 0

oh wow...I would have slapped the Santa and yelled"perv",but yea that's just me.

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missIrene 6

Aren't you supposed to sit on his knee and not his erection? to prevent crap like that

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soccerchica04 0

he had a bigggggg one!!!!:D

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lunkness_monster 0

At least your daughter didn't feel it on her small, tight, rockin bum

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lovingmylife84 0

if you're that trashy to get drunk at a work party then I hope you get fired.

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Xenmas021 3

You must have been dressed like a HO HO HO.

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