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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By Eliza - 04/04/2012 03:40 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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Saturday 24 July 2010 9:07

Oh you...you...you BITCH!

hsshae 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:07

that's when you jump off the 2nd floor

Comments

romel18 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:14

nice going smart mouth

Silkie 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:15

You're right, you aren't smart.

FYL_hardd 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:52

She/he probably probably couldn't open the "Smart Water" bottle either.

pilotX1000 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:17

ydi for being a b****

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:19

jerk.

junker311 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:20

I don't think you deserve it but not an fml either... Instead of saying that you should have said excuse me... I get highly irritated by this stuff also. Especially when it's when I'm checking out at the grocery store and the person behind me is so close I can feel their breath. I've learned to keep my cart behind me instead of in front and it eliminates the problem.

rainbowhobos 4

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:23

I don't really get why y'all be hatin' on thuh OP so much. :/ We've all had shitty days when we overreact to petty things. I'm sure it was an honest mistake.

Granddragon 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 10:24

"why y'all be hatin"? "thuh"? are you serious?

sharmen 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:08

I think she is serious, Mr. UnAbomber.

Toxxic_Blackout 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:28

this is not a ydi. how the hell was the OP supposed to kno the person was blind?

racerapj 10

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:28

Well there is a life lesson I this blund people can still hear and they have feelings too. it's like the time I was hanging put with my Jewish friend and this kid was like your a Jew. and my friend was like yea I am. and he shut up