Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does...

By LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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Dodged some bullshit

By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML

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A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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Out of pocket

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 03:30 - India - Kannur

Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML

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By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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The day after

By last night king - 28/05/2019 18:09

Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By meh - 17/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML

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zrhcrx 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:01

it's called learning your limit bud...do you still have a job?

McLaughlane 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:04

damn...YDI for not knowing when to stop. Especially around your boss.

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illeyad 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:52

YDI, how could you humiliate your boss and endanger your job? I would have fired you on the spot dumb ass.

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:53

Unless you really hate your job and want to get fired, don't ever get drunk in front of yourk boss and/or co-workers!

Peroxide 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:57

Was your plan to drink yourself in front of your boss and customers into unconciousness. If so, you win! Stay classy dude.

cmac86 23

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:57

Wow. Alcoholic much?

_DumbAZz_ 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:01

Wow. I'm Proud Of You, and I'm Sure Your Boss Is As Well. You Sound Like You Really Love Your Alcoholic Beverages, Huh?

gelatinskeleton 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:02

You deserve it for having absolutely no self control.

F_M_L_y0 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:07

Are you a moron?

Nightfallz 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:07

#9 looks like a man. Also YDI

magicoilyoctopi 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:08

Keep it classy.

Scotticus117 11

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:08

how can this be a fml, YDI that times one thousand, thats completely your fault!

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