Health: Today, I went to the dentist. He took one good look at my teeth,...

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By TrippyEyes - 04/02/2016 17:22 - United States - Irvington

Today, I went to the dentist. He took one good look at my teeth, vomited on my shirt, which caused me to vomit on the floor, and then him again on my shirt. He then told me to trade cigarettes for dental floss. FML.

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