Love: Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went...

By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By gross. - 28/04/2013 03:25 - United States - Greenville

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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By lapines01 - 12/08/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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supertacowaffle 41

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:54

I take it that was a no then...

whiskuit 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 13:26

Sounds like a "Ye-AAAGGGHHGHUAGAGGHGHGGHHH" to me

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nhcutie96 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:55

FHL. "Today I asked out a girl on a spinny ride at the carnival. she threw up on me"

Martian_Kyo 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:13

That was a perfect opportunity to promote this site. "I know threw up on you, but there is this really great site where you can post this story"

emoobebe69 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:57

does his offer still stand? :p

gagauntilidie 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:24

sucks to suck

rangerguy 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:34

hey atleast you can say he knows you inside out lol

7sevensevenseven 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:52

well op are you his girlfriend

RokNRoll11 9

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:17

and the award for WORST TIMING EVER goes to him.

meggieh815 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:39

You could've just said no! Ruuuddeee.

summerboys 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:48

Bad timing, girl

sonrisapreciosa 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:02

thats cute(:

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:13

And I'm sure he changed his mind after you got sick on him because of the ride.. Not really, he wouldn't have if he actually liked you

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Same thing different taste

Classy

Poor me

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