Love: Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend....

By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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By Leftattheairport - 09/02/2019 18:00

Today, I went to pick up my long distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 06:01

Today, after 6 months abroad, I finally got home to the airport at 5 a.m. where my parents were supposed to be picking me up. I called my mother to let her know I'd landed. She picked up with a sleepy voice and asked, "Who is this?" I'm an only child and we live 2 hours away from the airport. FML

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By MariadelMar - 19/08/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By Username - 09/03/2011 10:04

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

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allyrn13 12

Monday 2 July 2012 18:56

Double check your calendar next time.

nanny1010 12

Monday 2 July 2012 18:59

At least he knows you are really excited to see him :-)

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summer49 0

Monday 2 July 2012 19:06

It's cool bro I'm waiting 8 more months out of the year for my boyfriend. Stay strong.

zaynismylove 2

Monday 2 July 2012 19:09

kinda excited are we

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 2 July 2012 19:09

You didn't make sure of the date....why, exactly?

robinhood007 9

Monday 2 July 2012 20:07

That's what I was thinking! I'm in a long distance too and when we get to see eachother we talk so much about it, triple check the times, and he tells me when he's getting on the plane even. I don't know understand how it could've happened...

Deannie88 6

Monday 2 July 2012 19:10

One week will fly by real fast OP! Just don't be late that time! Better early then sorry C:

xmaximusx 12

Monday 2 July 2012 19:12

Where can i find one like you ?

RainingDaydreams 0

Monday 2 July 2012 22:57

Internet.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 2 July 2012 23:24

You can't. Adele says so.

Wasanaccident 1

Monday 2 July 2012 19:20

Better early then late.

jaredofmo 22

Monday 2 July 2012 19:29

Hope he's worth the wait!

pierricdu11 4

Monday 2 July 2012 19:33

tu était trop presser de le voir c'est tout :)

perdix 29

Monday 2 July 2012 19:49

Sacre bleu!

TheVelocirabbit 10

Monday 2 July 2012 20:12

... Non >:( C'est nes pas!

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 2 July 2012 20:20

43- No, I believe it's Klingon.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 2 July 2012 20:21

43- No. It's German. And if you look at the commenter's picture, they're French. That's FML's sister site, Vie de Merde. Don't understand French? Visit Google Translate. It's a life-saver.