Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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You deserved it 16 876

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By myownperson - 25/10/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 477

You deserved it 3 603

By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 307

By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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You deserved it 4 670

By marge1010 - 08/03/2009 14:39 - United States

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

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You deserved it 10 017

By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 21:35 - United Kingdom - Stourport

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

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You deserved it 2 142

By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

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You deserved it 24 578

By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 884

You deserved it 5 067

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 961

You deserved it 4 604

By Vince - 22/02/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

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You deserved it 4 437

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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You deserved it 75 404

IamSharkWeek 0

Friday 16 March 2012 19:05

did he have a nice rack?

deathpotato 11

Friday 16 March 2012 19:04

This cannot be tolerated.

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JMichael 25

Saturday 17 March 2012 2:23

Did you ask for the hot wings? Those are good.

carrythebanner 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 2:27

Was your server Dale Gribble?

zebralover23 14

Saturday 17 March 2012 2:39

Lmfao that's so weird

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 17 March 2012 3:11

how were the moobs?

BostonBruinsFan 8

Saturday 17 March 2012 3:59

She meant to comment on it, but she hit wrong button, I've done that before.

mistersir123 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:01

All the "you deserve it" votes are from feminists.

pinkylue243 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:11

Sucks bro

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:54

Hooters is a family restaurant . I bring my kids there all the time to help pick out the future ex-Missus.

ogle5431 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 5:00

I went to a Hooters in Korea. Many female waitresses but no hooters.

flyingfox408 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 5:10

Possibly my favorite FML post ever.

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