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By exotic_sloth - 27/03/2016 17:32 - United States - Oakdale
Today, I went to a tattoo parlor to get a tattoo. I asked for a heart on my back. When he was done, I took a pic of it on my phone to see it. It was a penis. I asked him why he drew that instead of a heart. He said the only way to a woman's heart is your penis. FML