Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, it was my first time trying to longboard. I ended up going down a steep hill and didn’t know to how stop. I wound up in the hospital with a fractured knee and bruises all over from trying to stop myself. FML
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
This is snow joke! I'm sure a lot of the commenters here will act cold towards you, but I'm sure you'll get some n-ice ones too. Hopefully this will freeze the assholes in their tracks. And don't worry - it's all downhill from here.
Draxanoth 15
This sport is not for you...
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Draxanoth 15
This sport is not for you...
Radix 3
Exactly, don't snowboard if you think it's a kiddy hill, its a bunny hill
hellbilly205 17
Or ya know OP just needs practice not everyones a pro...
girl112891 7
Ever been to magic mountain by chance?
kjcookie10 9
At least you piss or shit your pants when you passed out! :D
kjcookie10 9
*didn't* Woops!
leprechaun23 15
I used to be afraid to snowboard, then i grew some balls
ast3150 13
Probably everyone falls down several times when he practises that...
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
Skiing FTW
baconstrips 12
I agree, if you actually pass out from fear on a bunny hill there's no point in continuing on to learn the sport.
xoamykinzxo 1
OP should've said " I used to be able to snowboard... but then I took an arrow to the knee." gotta love that over used joke :)
MCweSCRAPPY 2
Yeah really it's time to stop. It's the best thing on earth, but you have to go balls out to be successful.
ImFrackinBored 13
I fractured my wrist their the first run on my new snowboard :( Couldnt ride till next year, not as bad as that though.. Maybe try a new sport?
ICATiger 13
Wait a fully grown man or woman passed out on kiddy hill...
lakaiskate 12
Actually the correct term is bunny hill. Just saying.
Marksman46 5
why would it matter?
bitchwhore 20
The one made of bunnies is less bumpy than the one made of kids.
ladyLALAA 29
^^hahah awesome, thumbed you up to a zero!
lmaouloser 5
Did the same to you!^
DocBastard 40
This is snow joke! I'm sure a lot of the commenters here will act cold towards you, but I'm sure you'll get some n-ice ones too. Hopefully this will freeze the assholes in their tracks. And don't worry - it's all downhill from here.
imustbeinsane 2
That pun overload
Tyger44 1
Well done,you pretty much covered all of them.
CareFace 16
Chill out with the puns #3
josh8215 21
I think I got permanent brain freeze from reading all of those cold weather puns.....
dudeman1212 22
41- Did you just tell DocBastard to "chill"? Woah. And furthermore, you made another pun. Congrats
CareFace 16
That was the point of the post. :/ He missed chill!
hellbilly205 17
Dont worry OP these things take time u'll get it eventually!
brianfantana32 10
Yep, and don't be ashamed, I wouldn't even make it to the kiddy hill, I'm a pansy when it comes to that stuff
nightwing2 3
My first time I just fell alot.how do u pass out when you are moving slower than a run?
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Oh come on now, is there no dignity left in society? When did everyone become *******?
imustbeinsane 2
Around mid 90s I believe, the boyband era
Raori 25
Not to be confused with the 'Justin Bieber' era?
GoW_Chick 15
Or the "I think I'm so special I have to tell you about everything I do" twitter era. Give it a break, no one cares what you had for lunch.
rahrah765765 11
... Why are you purposefully reading fmls if that's your attitude?
ladyLALAA 29
^^fighting words
Jamialia 5
I have never Tweeted about my lunch, dinner, breakfast or any meal or bodily function as others suggest.
hanah5 6
Hell yeah!
desireev 18
GoW_Chick- is Twitter really that bad? Lol My family in other states have been trying to get me to create a Twitter account.. But I've heard it's annoying as hell too! Is that what the #______ thing comes from??
GoW_Chick 15
It is that bad, but that's just my opinion on twitter.
easton222 2
Amen #5
ladyLALAA 29
Poor OP, at least it didn't happen on the big kids hill around all your friends!
Xathanos 16
How is that worse? It'd be more understandable, because it's a harder slope.
ladyLALAA 29
Because he wouldn't have stacked it in front of people he knows, hence no ribbing. It's called a joke, geez.
poopmonster05 3
Hahaha it happens, atleast you didnt shit yourself.
imustbeinsane 2
Lol I like your logic
zaza_x_fml 5
Well it's a good thing you didn't pass out while going downhill :P
girl112891 7
... While going down hill on a bigger hill!!! PS OP, your user name said it all lol
GoW_Chick 15
At least your dad didn't try to squeeze you like a pimple because you were wearing pink with a white helmet. (reference to an old FML)
desireev 18
LOVE IT! That FML was the first one I ever added to my favorites! Lol
aliciamartinez15 11
Lol totally remember that one!!
ICATiger 13
Pics or it didn't happen