Animals: Today, I went outside to play fetch with my dogs. I came back...

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By Ewwww - 12/05/2016 12:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went outside to play fetch with my dogs. I came back inside to sit down and tie my shoelace, but my shoe left some mud on the couch. So that no one would notice it, I tried to wipe it off with my finger. But it was actually dog poop. FML

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