By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
I agree, your life sucks 399 721
You deserved it 46 067

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Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.

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Oh, I just saw her story above. I'm sorry, that's creepy but hysterical.

meddude 0

hahaha that dude knows what he wants.

zbots 0

This guy is a genius! HILARIOUS. I'm assuming he was being totally sarcastic.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL . CREEPER ! LMAOOOOOOO .

actually my friend dated this guy who wanted to get her pregnant but she didn't want to, I don't know why some guys are like that :-

HAHAHAHAH omg i swear this is so hilarious i just spit out my tea everywhere but yeah i would totally call the police or something because after i read the rest of your story, it sounds like he's just beyond creepy. if he's scaring you like that then seriously tell someone. like that's really weird. but still hilarious.

creepermagnet 0

He's a treat, let me tell you.

i agree with 35. probably just trying to scare you away on purpose because the date wasn't going well.

That dude is a freak..... run for your life!