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By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By tinygirl - 07/03/2011 06:16

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By Never going jogging again - 10/02/2021 10:59

Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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muzy 23

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:21

keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!

nutellaicecream 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:22

Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?

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SixxAM_fml 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:32

You have the moobs like Jagger!

graveyard_girl 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:43

she can control the size of her boobs just as much as you can control the size of ur dick, so you should probably keep those comments to urself.. just sayin

JadeRoxyHaines 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:54

Trolololololol

JB184351 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:31

That's unfortunate but it could be worse

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:17

I feel for ya bro

kemando 22

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:36

Yet you still have a girlfriend. Skip the pizza and replace it with jumping jacks.

lissmiss98 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:37

Bet she was jealous xD

emo_devon 11

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:39

Alright...well...in order to prevent that from happening, wear a sports bra?

Hansemans 17

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:18

Good to see you kept going. On your way to losing weight and gaining health!

fenixtorador1 11

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:50

At least you're working at it bro, kick some ass at it then you'll be watching her boobs bounce when your running next to her telling her to hurry up

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