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By Springtime Supernova - 03/04/2016 03:10 - United States - Roy

Today, I went in to the physical therapy program director to see why I wasn't accepted. She said I was an excellent candidate on paper, but that, "You are terrible at interviews." She said I seemed too nervous and if I changed my whole personality I would probably be accepted next year. FML

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