Miscellaneous: Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 11:22 - United States - Hills

Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML

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By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-workers son. He was eating jell-o and spilt it on his top, so I pulled off his pj's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year old. FML

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By "QueenCortana Tiffany Turner" - 07/02/2020 14:00

Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By ozozl - 07/11/2014 04:29 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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By Mamaofdrama - 06/04/2019 18:00

Today, I was working on potty training my daughter. She opened the fridge while I wasn't looking and peed all over the lower shelf. FML

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Lizzy500 16

Monday 26 September 2016 12:13

There's a thing called a bathrobe, might want to get one and hang it on the back of your bedroom door. I'm no prude and sleeping nekkid is fine, but if you've got kids and they're old enough for sleep overs, they probably are old enough to be uncomfortable with parental nudity.

Danne696 14

Monday 26 September 2016 12:09

If you think you feel bad about that, believe me, your daughter feels 100 times worse.

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Luzeamus_fml 7

Wednesday 28 September 2016 6:41

Everybody just assume it's a man but there is nothing anywhere about that. You choose to see evil in that because you want to. If it's the first sleepover of the girl or just unusual I don't think you can be blame for being sleepy in the middle of the night. The fact that this person was naked in his house is nobody's business. Until proven guilty it was a genuine mistake.

tigeresscrazy 12

Wednesday 28 September 2016 20:30

I agree with you when growing up my sister and would have to share the bathroom with our mom in the morning on school days so for me an my sister it wasn't a big deal to see our mom naked

stellasue11 38

Wednesday 28 September 2016 7:38

going naked with kids in the house will end badly,as you now know!!

NarleeD 9

Wednesday 28 September 2016 9:56

Breakfasts must've been a little uncomfortable, lol. Don't worry, she'll get over it.

IronicDreamer169 8

Wednesday 28 September 2016 19:40

YDI...you're damn lucky none of her friends told their parents. You'd be on the list so fast your head would spin.

MulticoloredSlug 18

Thursday 29 September 2016 0:32

As soon as you walked down stairs and remembered, you should have walked back upstairs and put clothes on.

WillMM76 12

Thursday 29 September 2016 6:15

If your kids are old enough for sleep-overs, they're too old to see your balls. Ya doity pig! A small investment in a robe now will save you thousands in therapy bills later ?