By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML
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MrHotShot22 6

well I mean....it can shoot at you so maybe it is.

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whostolemylama 12

It's not your fault, since its your first time, you don't know what the guy's sex rhythm is. FYL , that was a DICK thing to say.

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havok87 11

Embarrassing him? Were you doing this in front of a crowd?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Bros be trippin' balls.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Don't give him anymore head. He'll appreciate how sensitive you are to his embarrassment.

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SlenderMann 10

You should tell him to clean his "shotgun..." It's getting a bit rusty.

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kaitie183 7

I would tell them "you're right its to small to be one!"

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sailorguy 2

So you learned something really important: You're bad at oral sex.

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CarouselHeart 11

You should've bitten and asked him if that was better. >:)

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asherm 15

First.... And LAST time you went down on him.

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cougar41 8

I hope u punched him in the ball sack and bit his knob off dumped his arse and walked out. You deserve to be treated right not like that

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stoptrying 9

And this is what's wrong with society. People think a rude statement deserves neutering.

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