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By welcometoireland - 08/05/2016 15:18 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was working as a security officer, holding a line of people in order. While I was talking to an elder gentleman I could repeatedly hear whispers from the crowd behind him saying: 'Look at him, I bet he doesn't even speak English' and 'He looks like he was a prisoner in his country'. FML

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