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By Shocked - 18/12/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By Zapped - 17/05/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML

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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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SamIsSoaked 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:34

idiot.

helennaa 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:32

YDI-That's completely ridiculous. I'm sorry. Have you been to a dentist?

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beritis 0

Friday 18 December 2009 14:46

how on earth you thought of something that stupid to do...

Combat_Mushroom 3

Friday 18 December 2009 14:51

at first all i could think was "godamn what a dumbass" and then i realized he was from texas & that explained everything

IlPiccoloLORd 0

Friday 18 December 2009 15:02

U r an idiot!!!!!!!! YDI

jts2 3

Friday 18 December 2009 15:24

.. How ******* stupid are you? Seriously? This shit is why I lack the hope I once had for the human race.

citygirlnomore 0

Friday 18 December 2009 15:30

wow. retard

RushFanatic 0

Friday 18 December 2009 16:17

No one in their right mind would ever do that.. Are you retarded? Seriously...YDI big time.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 18 December 2009 16:24

OP, make everyone a favor and do not procreate in the future. What a retard!

Ruff_fml 3

Friday 18 December 2009 16:44

lesson learnt? electricity Tongue = :(

did_it_4_lulz 0

Friday 18 December 2009 17:29

Reeree.

DDang 2

Friday 18 December 2009 17:46

Wow, like seriously, wow

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Same thing different taste

Hangry dude

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