Animals: Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter,...

By silentbutdeadly - 27/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

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By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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By FrozenAnonymus - 14/07/2016 18:05 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

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By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Noname - 02/02/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:23

Boyfriend: "Today, I was watching a movie with my girlfriend and she let out a horrible fart. She blamed my dog, Baxter. Baxter was outside at the moment. FML" Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"

bman01 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:22

Women farting? This is absurd!

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Wololo 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:07

Girls don't fart. I call bullshit.

cherry_satellite 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:24

17 you took that waaay too personally... chill out and laugh a little

kellster 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:12

Aw, that sucks! Better make sure the poor beast is in your vicinity if you're going to blame him next time!

raged_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:28

anyone else notice the op's name silentbutdeadly LOL

lovelylady123 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:28

dumba**. go to the bathroom next time

tdawgheath 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:33

Only dirty skanky hoes fart. so at least you know you're a dirty ***** hoe. "Today I found out my girlfriend is a dirty ***** hoe because she farted and blamed it on the dog. FML"

BaldOuting 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:34

you were seriously too lazy to step out of the room for 2 seconds?

Jaywin 3

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:33

The bad man punted Baxter!

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:44

Yoooo girl your life is def ****** because you farted in front of your boyfriend. He's gonna dump you fo sho! Natural, common bodily functions are so unbearably gross!! You better hits up Craigslist to find a new man!!